Emily · Quoth Gwen Stefani (sort of), "I'm just a girl in the world studying Soviet-era legal dissidence in Bremen, Germany"
It’s good that you can drink. You’ll need to be able to hold your liquor with clients. And also after work, when you ask yourself what your life has become, and why you’ve become a slave to evil corporations.
— In which my mother explains how my time abroad will help me in the legal profession.