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I know, Eyes of Death. I, too am sad and surprised that you lost today. But you’ll be back (along with Manuel “Sweet Baby” Neuer and your insanely well-dressed coach). And you’ll be better.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Emily
So concludes the latest (and possibly last) installment of Oh, Balls! A Downhill Tumbl.